Tuesday, June 17, 2014

My Granddaddy's Coffee

Oh man my granddaddy was mean & yet OH SO FUNNY.  He had gotten sick in his latter years and one week my grandmother went out of town and asked me to come down and stay with him.  Of course I said yes.
I get up that first day and start making him the best breakfast EVER!  I'm talking Cracker Barrel ya'll, good stuff.  I had a vision!
So when it gets to coffee, I was not a coffee drinker and dagg on sure wasn't the barista of the family.  Well when I go to make the coffee, Ma-Ma kept it in a container with a scoop on the side and there were no instructions, so like any normal person I called my mom.  She didn't answer, so I looked and thought about this thang logically...you can't possibly need more than one of those for some coffee.  That wouldn't make sense.  With everything that's like premade-ish, you use 1:1 ratio right?
WRONG

The coffee starts coming out & I'm thinking "maybe it looks darker when it's all in the pot together"  The pot finishes and I picked it up, swirled it around, and thought "something about this isn't quite right".

I kept on with the plan, like maybe he won't notice - yeah right.  I set everything up for my granddaddy and went back into the kitchen.  They have a pass-thru window so I was peeking through to see what he thought.  I felt like Celie on The Color Purple watching Mr. cook for Sugg Avery lol

Well...he says "Ay-yesha...I love you honey but if you want Kelly to marry you, never ever make him any coffee"
Good googly I was embarrassed and there was nothing I could do.  I tucked my head and turned away.  We laughed soooooooo hard about that coffee all day and for years to come.

I miss that little man

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Police: Realtor used code word to tip off coworker about sexual - WBTV 3 News, Weather, Sports, and Traffic for Charlotte, NC

You know, this hits really close to home.  Agents must protect ourselves at all times and be aware of what's going on.  I'm thankful the office has a safeword and that she remembered to use it and that they caught the jerk.



This is why I went to get my ccw!



Police: Realtor used code word to tip off coworker about sexual - WBTV 3 News, Weather, Sports, and Traffic for Charlotte, NC

Monday, January 13, 2014

Salvation is like Graduate School

So, I was thinking the other night that dedicating your life to Christ is like getting a MS degree....go with me for a second.
Let's say you want to get a MS in Volume at ABC-U.  You meet with the admissions director and they say the requirements for this degree are that you must have a BS degree in Preview, take an additional course called Plug and it costs $100,000 and you can only get help with 20% of the cost.
You think YIKES that's a lot of money even with help.  You tell the counselor, "thanks for your time" and that you need to go home to think about it.
So you start thinking of all the things you could do with your degree if you had it and all of the places it could take you and begin to get discouraged.
You turn on your computer and in your inbox is a message from XYZ-Tech titled "We'll payYOU for getting a degree".  You've never heard of them and the title sounds great so you open it up.  The message doesn't say much other than the title and a phone number.  You call & make and appointment.  When you get there, it's the most beautiful, top-notch building you've ever seen.  Everyone looks like models and in the parking lot there's nothing but $80,000 cars.  The rep says "yes, we'll pay you $2000 when you sign up to go to school, we'll give you an apartment & a brand new car to drive because we don't want you to be worried about money, we just want you to focus on XYZ".
Well, shoot this sounds like the deal of a lifetime!  And you go home to weigh out your options and being the savvy shopper that you are you look for reviews.
Lo & behold, you find that XYZ does pay you the $200,000 when you sign the admissions documents.  They will give you the keys to an apartment with your name on the lease and the keys to a brand new car with your name on the bill of sale.  What they didn't tell you is that, the money is to be paid back at 48% interest, is paid in installments over the next 40 years which is about $400 per month.  The apartment rent and car payment are your responsibility starting the following month and they will cost you about $5000 per month.

You see, the devil makes everything appear so beautiful, easy & fun, yet when you look deeper and talk to someone that walked that way before you, you'll find that no, it's not at wonderful and it seems.

With ABC-U you had to have an undergraduate degree (as to be saved) and then you had to take a course at $100,000 (live according to the WORD) and only get help with a portion of it (others can pray for you & support you by not tempting you).  You paying the 80% is you doing the heavy lifting - not subjecting yourself to areas that encourage you to sin or participate in "weight-y activities".  Now of course you never really "graduate" until after death because this is a lifetime of coursework.  Your cap & gown and ceremony are when you hear
"His master replied, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant! You have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things. Come and share your master’s happiness!’" Matthew 25:23 NIV

I shared this with my hubby last night and we had a pretty good dialogue.  Maybe I should have started blogging this a few days ago when I had the aha.

...just my thoughts